Mastering Swedish

To all my English speaking friends:

Lesson 1:
Swedish is hard to learn, we have many words that sound alike, but they mean different things. So this lesson makes no sense for a none Swede. But it’s funny as hell.

Lesson 2:
”Särskrivning”. We put together words that can become a completely new word.

When people don’t follow the rules, there can be misunderstandings. Like the word  “Brunhårig” (brown haired), but if you spell it “Brun hårig” it means (brown and hairy). Or “rökfritt” (no smoking), if it’s spelled “rök fritt” it means (go ahead and smoke).

Lesson 3:
Hard sentences to pronounce for a none Swede, and well, hard for Swedes too sometimes, specially while drunk.

Lesson 4,5:
More hard sentences.